Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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