Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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