You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
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