I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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