Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
there is puke in my bra ... again
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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