so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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