Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
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Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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