So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
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Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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