Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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