Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
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