M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
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me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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