with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
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My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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