the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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