found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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