I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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