no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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