Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
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I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
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Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I have fence marks all over my body
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
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