There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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