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Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it

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We did he did.

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When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers

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(586): Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it (586): We did he did. (586): When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers http://tfl.nu/dzfm

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Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?

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(860): Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be? http://tfl.nu/i247

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Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope

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(330): Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope http://tfl.nu/5njb

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You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding

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(443): You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding http://tfl.nu/vxqr

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I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair

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(513): I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair http://tfl.nu/zl2m

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On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five

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(403): On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five http://tfl.nu/a3rp

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I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you

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(518): I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you http://tfl.nu/jrvn

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Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?

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(204): Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard? http://tfl.nu/3z7i

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The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.

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(410): The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol. http://tfl.nu/hr46

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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.

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(814): I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that. http://tfl.nu/oxuc

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You threw up with your ski mask on still.

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(410): You threw up with your ski mask on still. http://tfl.nu/wyp5

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You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.

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(+34): You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer. http://tfl.nu/c0a5

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You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.

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(615): You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all. http://tfl.nu/of60

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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.

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(403): We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex. http://tfl.nu/5276

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Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?

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(479): Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion? http://tfl.nu/7a2v

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