I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
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he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS