im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
