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• (530): View more from California

  No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?

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• (315): View more from New York

  Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.

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  How small IS your cock?

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.

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• (315): View more from New York

  We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.

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• (408): View more from California

  You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.

  (309): View more from Illinois

  Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!

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