No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
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Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
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Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!