her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
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I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?