I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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