We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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