do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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