you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
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the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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