people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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