This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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