They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
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he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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