4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
This house was built for laser tag.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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