i permit you to call me
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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