There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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