so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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