I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Everything about him screamed your future.
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it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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