mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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