Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
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well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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