At least make sure they are 18
Why
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
operation have a gay friend backfired
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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