Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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