I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
