But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
it hurts more in the daytime
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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