i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
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I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
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Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.