so I'm never txting u again after today...
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
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I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.