I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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