You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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