Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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