I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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