at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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