Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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Swine flu is the new snow day.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
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you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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