so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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