We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
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Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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