How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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