Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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