we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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