In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Randomize
