Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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