her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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