he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
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Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
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