Buhtt sex?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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